That's a new one!

There's currently a scammer getting their phone bill run up.  It's been several years since I've had an apparent Microsoft call... especially from India with pidgeon English.

"hello.  Name David.  Calling Microsoft about computer".

At which point I just laid the still-connected phone down on the sofa and your guess is as good as mine as to whether I'll remember to hang up before the morning, like I've done once and it was connected for 16 hours - woops!  lol