I've just had my first half cup of the mellowest coffee available since early childhood.
I put 2 sweeteners and a small amount of cold water in it to cool it down and sweeten it a bit.
It wasn't as bad as I'd been thinking for the last 3 decades... still bitter but hopefully the soya milk will take the edge off it.
Apparently the coffee that Steve got is the mellowest you can get and the whole jar is mine because Steve doesn't like it! lol
It'll take a lot of experimenting but I'll hopefully get there in the end!