The day after tomorrow is Tuesday.
I'm paid on Tuesday.
I'll be able to order the wheelchair on Tuesday!
I'll then be paid again on Friday so that I can get the spare batteries and save up for the insurance!
Then I'll be paid again on 5th August and every 2 weeks after that to cover my direct debits!
Screw you, spending addiction! I'm so close to beating you now and you don't stand a hope in hell's chance of winning any more!