The bloke at the end of the street

I took Mitzi for her walk this morning and yet again the bloke at the end of the street came out of his house and said "if it pisses outside my house, you'd better clear it up!"

I came home and told Steve and he's going to phone the council tomorrow (Monday) to see where we stand.

I could understand it if Mitzi was pooing and I would clear that up, but the bloke owns the house, not the street!

*sigh*