... from cold when I woke up to hot when I had lunch to just right before I shaved me pits which made me cold then I turned on the shower and got naked, which made me hot so I turned the shower to warm and got in.
I, predictably, got cold very quickly but couldn't see the shower dial thing without my glasses so I quickly washed my hair 'til it squeaked then washed my body, turned the shower off, dried myself, put my glasses back on and got out and dressed which, you guess correctly, made me hot.
I came in here and left the door open to cool me down but I'm cold again now!
Can't win! :-(