When I’m naked I can’t leave the house.
When I’m wet it’s dangerous to use electricity.
So why did you start niggling me while I was in the shower just now? Not going to happen any time soon so get used to it! I will beat you if it’s the last thing I do!
I’ll make a deal with you, spending addiction, you can get one pair of trousers or one skirt from Littlewoods at the weekend if you leave me alone until then, deal?