The thing that I was dreading happening has now happened

I'm a short arse and have always struggled to reach the furthest cupboard over by the freezer.

Was dreading something falling out of the cupboard and behind the freezer.

I went to get my lunch and exactly that happened.

There's no way I can even reach the back of the freezer let alone the back of the freezer then to the floor 'cos I just ain't tall enough.  Even Steve's grabatron wouldn't reach it.

Sooo, we're gonna be getting mice and spiders in the kitchen now because Steve won't go and even try to pick it up.

I just wish I was a foot taller so that I could even attempt to reach it is all... we wouldn't get mice then!

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