While I was getting washed this morning, the carer spotted the scar from a spot that I picked several years ago, so came and had a poke, then she spotted 3 new areas that had appeared since she was last here and had a poke at those too "to check" without my permission, then she proceeded to poke a lot further up my boob (as in a hand width from where the new areas were), had a poke there too and declared "no cancer!" and I'm standing there totally naked and shivering because I was so cold and thinking "no shit Sherlock!"
It's amazing that these carers are suddenly qualified doctors when their English is minimal at best!
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