...14th meal of the week made by me, eaten and empty plate taken back through to the kitchen and I'm missing my 12th meal of the week so far. I won't be eating anything tonight so that's 13 missed meals by me, I'll have to make Steve's tea, so he'll have eaten 15 times, all made by me and he still hasn't decanted the granola into the jug for me so I'll be missing breakfast tomorrow which'll be 14 missed meals but hopefully I'll be able to have lunch, as long as Steve feels up to cooking, so I'll have eaten 3 times by bedtime tomorrow. I doubt he'll decant the granola on Sunday either, so that'll be 15 missed meals and if he cooks lunch I'll have eaten 4 times in 7 days and Steve will have eaten 21 times. If he finds an excuse not to cook at the weekend, I'll be making him soup and/or sandwiches again and I'll only have eaten twice which will make the scores on the doors for the week 21-0 and I need to put on weight, rather than lose it, so things aren't looking good right now.
I've taken my lunchtime pill and my belly is quietly gurgling and rumbling, but that's OK, right Steve?
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