...break down like this:
My stuff: £3.79
Steve's stuff: £30.35
Joint stuff: £13.32
Literally the only reason that the joint stuff is over a tenner is 'cos I've had to take off the majority of my stuff that was on there to make room for the toilet rolls 'cos Steve's used 6 in the last 36-ish hours and I've used 20-30 sheets in the same amount of time.
In all seriousness he uses up ⅔ of a roll per poo and there were 2 left in the multipack from 2 weeks ago when I came down yesterday morning and there were 3 rolls gone from last weeks pack as well as the 2 from the previous pack then he wanted another roll at lunchtime when I was forced to cook instead of him again. That's 3 packs of 18 rolls in 3 weeks when one roll would last me just over 3 weeks. I bet I'll have to add another pack of 18 to next week's order too. Apparently he "don't use that much paper when I poo" despite there being 5 rolls that the fairies obviously used overnight while I was asleep.
It's only money though which is in an endless supply for me, right Steve? 😡
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